Welcome to La Lingua's FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS ... As we always say, "Our news is so fresh, it happened tomorrow! " Try some today !!! QUICK UPDATE: As we told you last Friday, there's a HUGE LA LINGUA PARTY this week ! Where? The Agincourt Hotel When? Thursday night, 7.30 Who with? La Lingua students, teachers and ALL their ticket-holding friends How much? 10 bucks ! How come ? Lots of reasons tomorrow ! WORD OF THE DAY: " bucks " ( This is slang for 'dollars'. If you already knew that, but did you know we also say, 'smackers' , and 'smackeroonies' ) JOKE OF THE DAY: To understand this joke, you need to know this: if your friend looks sad, you can ask, "Why the long face?" A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?" (HA HA!!) UPCOMING EVENTS: > Every Wednesday, you can MEET LOTS OF AUSSIE PEOPLE and PRACTISE YOUR ENGLISH !!! Yes, that's right! Just go to the Inbargo Bar, at the AMORA HOTEL JAMISON, 11 Jamison St, City, 6-8.30 !!! It's a social club with more than 1600 members !!! Take some friends and brig your nicest smile. It's a pretty expensive bar, so put on some nice clothes and maybe have a few drinks at home first !!! | 
