WELCOME TO LA LINGUA FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS OUR NEWS IS SO FRESH, IT HAPPENED TOMORROW !! WORD OF THE DAY : " lousy " ( if something is lousy, it means it's cheap, low quality or doesn't work well. If a person is selfish, unskilled or doesn't work well, you can use it for them too. For example " He's a lousy boyfriend. I'm gonna drop him. ") JOKE OF THE DAY : Imagine you're eating with a vegetarian, and you feel a bit uncomfortable as the blood gushes out of your juicy rare steak : YOU : Hey, do you know the word ' vegetarian ' comes from the Armenian language ? VEGETARIAN FRIEND : No, I didn't. YOU : Yeah, it actually means ' lousy hunter ' HA HA !! UPCOMING EVENTS : > Hey coffee lovers! There's another LA LINGUA CAFE COURSE PARTY next week !! It's probably Monday, but maybe Tuesday. More details tomorrow ! > That means there's a new coffee course starting on Monday afternoon, so if you want a great job in a cafe, hurry to Level 3 and sign up now !! > Don't forget the FREE SOCIAL CLUB every WEDNESDAY at the Inbargo Bar, Amora Hotel Jamison, 11 Jamison St, City. It starts at 6pm and finishes at about 8.30. See you there for some excellent English practice ! | 
