MORE FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS : QUICK UPDATE : Hey everybody ! Sorry about Wednesday's joke. The person who wrote it is in big trouble and he promised to clean up all his jokes in future... WORD OF THE DAY : " risque " ( A risque idea is a bit naughty and bold. [ riss - kay ] ) JOKE OF THE DAY : Did you hear the joke about the 12 inch pianist ? Oops ! I can't tell you that one. It's a bit too risque !! UPCOMING EVENTS : Don't forget ! Monday is a public holiday, so most shops and all schools will be closed. Queen Elizabeth will be 82 years old, so cheers to you, Liz !! | 
